Married to the man of my dreams! I have a Pomeranian/Chihuahua that I love so much! I am obsessed with Disney! Minnie and Mickey are my faves!! If I could go to Disneyland everyday I would. I live for my savior Jesus Christ, he has changed my life for the better. I enjoy my life and the people in it. I couldnt ask for anything better then what God has given me.<3
Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]
CAS IS ALL LIKE ‘LOOK AT ME DOING THE HUMAN’ AND ‘WOW IM ALSO DOING THE UNDERCOVER HUMAN’ ‘IM SO PROFESSIONAL LOOK LOOK I CALLED YOU AGENT EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THAT YOURE SAM. SAM WINCHESTER LOOK AT ME DO THE ACTING WOW
BASICALLY THEY LOOK LIKE TWO CHILDREN PLAYING DRESS UP AND MAKE BELIEVE BEING AGENTS ON A SECRET MISSION AND I THINK ITS FUDGING ADORABLE
“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“
“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”
“Not yet Ferb.”
i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”
he says ”not yet.”
as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace
Ferb I know what were gonna do today
It’s really fucked that we can just say we puked or we have a sore throat and stay home from school but we can’t say I’m too sad to go to school or I want to jump off a bridge and school isn’t the best place for me right now. Mental illnesses are just as serious as any physical illness.Parents need to realize this.
Not just parents. Teachers and friends too.
I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.
I HEAR ITS GREAT FOR MY SKIN.
I CANNOT SCROLL PAST THIS AND NOT REBLOG FUCK HAHHAHAHA
The Swing at the End of the World
There’s a swing on the edge of a cliff in Ecuador. It has no safety measures and is called the ‘Swing at the End of the World’.
this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention.
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.
Ease up there, Satan.
Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
you would not survive the first five minutes of supernatural