Our first child was born last saturday, we were a bit worried how the dog would react when we got home. Needless to say, she digs him.
THIS IS SOO CUTE.
i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow
That last one is priceless
I have been waiting three years for this tumblr post.
It’s like she’s getting younger.
Dads and Tumblr
I reblogged strictly for the very last one
Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.
no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued
"The problem with Leo is he’s prettier than most of the actresses in his films" - Mark Wahlberg
that is so true tho
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.
#and filmed it #and shared it online
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life
have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u
i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.
both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage